Bird panic with BirdFlu
BirdFlu Coin conquers the market: Invest in the latest satirical trend. It's more than a coin - it's pure humor.
Pre sale on PinksaleBirdFlu reaches the cryptocurrency universe
Welcome to BirdFlu Coin, the newest and craziest cryptocurrency on the market! In a world where scaremongering and hysteria are part of everyday life, we bring you a coin that gets to the heart of the absurdity of "scamdemic" - with a humorous take on bird flu.
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A new BirdFlu strain
The latest news from the world of scaremongering: a new strain of bird flu has been discovered from the Solana blockchain! Experts claim that this strain is being spread by excessive trade in the BirdFlu Coin.
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Experts warn
Have you ever wondered what happens when a group of BirdFlu holders gather on a street corner? According to leading "experts", this is almost certainly the start of the next pandemic!
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Government enacts laws
In a landmark decision, the government has decided to make it compulsory for all citizens to buy BirdFlu coins every day. The aim of this measure is to prevent the spread of BirdFlu - the higher the price, the lower the contagion.
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Mint & Freeze Revoked
With BirdFlu Coin, you can be sure that nothing will be frozen or minted - except maybe your laughter from scaremongering!
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No private sale & Zero Taxes
No private sales at BirdFlu Coin - because we believe everyone has the right to get infected with BirdFlu Coin! BirdFlu Coin guarantees zero taxes - because just getting angry at the absurdities of scamdemic is enough!
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Audit by Coinsult
- Owner can mint? - Owner can blacklist? - No honeypot option - No sell fees - Trading enabled
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Features of the new BirdFlu virus unveiled
The new BirdFlu virus spreads faster, is more resistant and triggers greedy reactions in birds and humans.
Name
BirdFlu CoinSymbol
BIRDTotal Supply
100,000,000,000Contract
8f2p2sYNsh8tgGfDy8yYNswGxNUXvkzLUmuDkAruVmYjBirdFlu roadmap
The BirdFlu virus Coin has been developed in the secret laboratory, ready to infect the world.
The first BirdFlu Coin holder has been infected - the starting signal for the BirdFlu Coin pandemic.
The BirdFlu virus has left the secret Pinksale lab and is now spreading in the crypto world.
The curative BirdFlu Coin vaccines are ready and are now being distributed to the first brave holders.
The distribution of infected eggs
Eggomics
75% pre-sale, dex listing and liquidity
51% for liquidity: A large part of the funds are invested in liquidity to ensure that your BirdFlu Coins have enough egg white. 24% pre-sale and Dex listing: the yolk is used to support pre-sale and listing on DEX.
25% for Marketing, Airdrop, Development, and More
A large portion of the funds will be used to make the world aware of our pandemic. Some lucky investors will receive free BirdFlu Coins to really get the scaremongering rolling. At the same time, we are continuously working to improve the BirdFlu platform and develop new features to keep our virus at the forefront.
Our professionals help you
Freely ask us for more information
Welcome to the FAQ section of BirdFlu Coin, your satirical cryptocurrency that combines humor and finance. Dive into the crazy world of BirdFlu Coin and discover what our unique "Scamdemic" has in store for you!
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What is BirdFlu Coin?
BirdFlu Coin is the world's first satirical cryptocurrency designed to reflect the absurdities of modern pandemics in a humorous way.
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How does the token distribution work at BirdFlu Coin?
Our token distribution, affectionately referred to as "egg-nomics", is designed to ensure both liquidity and fun. 75% of the tokens are reserved for pre-sale, dex listing and liquidity, with 51% of that allocated specifically for liquidity. The remaining 25% will go towards marketing, airdrops and development to ensure BirdFlu Coin always remains at the forefront of satirical cryptocurrenc
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Is BirdFlu Coin safe and trustworthy?
BirdFlu Coin has been thoroughly audited by Coinsult to ensure the highest level of security. Although we make fun of the exaggerated scaremongering, we take the security of our investors very seriously.